Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch.

When people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone.

As Socrates I believe said the unexamined life is not worth living. I believe that's true. I do believe that.

I’m interested in so many different things and I’d like to cover a lot of territory. I’m trying to see my show as the Sunday Times. You have the Arts & Leisure section, you have the Op-Ed page, you have the Book Review...even the Style section has those wonderful essays about relationships.

Madeleine Albright, when you see her, she's not a beautiful woman and she's getting older. But you're saying that woman has gravitas. She knows what she's talking about.

I interviewed Ann Coulter when I was sitting in for Larry King a couple of times, and we have a rapport. I like to talk to her.

I don't want to do just a liberal show.