Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch.

I want a man in my life, not in my house.

A better thing to grow up with is to be funny I think, and if I had, if I had my choice I would still pick that.

I don't know what it's going to take for people to really wake up and understand that they [the Bush administration] are liars and they are murderers.

Statistically, skinny women die younger than fat women. Why? Because fat women are killing them.

I’m interested in so many different things and I’d like to cover a lot of territory. I’m trying to see my show as the Sunday Times. You have the Arts & Leisure section, you have the Op-Ed page, you have the Book Review...even the Style section has those wonderful essays about relationships.

You can see a lot of politics on a lot of different channels. I'm not interested, really, in talking in some wonky conversation about politics, though. It's not my speed. I'm not interested in the ins and outs of health care.