Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch.

I think it’s interesting to me to talk to people who don’t agree with me all the time.

Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.

I feel like when being raised in New York City I have a particular perspective on things like Gay issues maybe, because I'm in the middle of Manhattan.

Have four things going. I have stand-up comedy, two television shows and I'm working on a play. I like to work, and I fear that something could fall through. You know what they say: 'The show must go off.

If you have trouble with finding things you should get into some kind of therapy with a good therapist if you need, I mean I just believe in therapy for everybody. I really do. I don't think any body can escape it.

When people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone.