When people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone.

I am comfortable with myself, and this is how I am. I am not really interested in having an acrimonious fight with somebody.

He's a terrorist. Rush Limbaugh is a terrorist.

Monogamy is monotonous, but it's safe you know. And that's my philosophy. And I like to convey that to people.

Have four things going. I have stand-up comedy, two television shows and I'm working on a play. I like to work, and I fear that something could fall through. You know what they say: 'The show must go off.

I don't profess to be an expert on anything, or have the memory for who ran in 1952. I am an informed American citizen, that's my position.

You can see a lot of politics on a lot of different channels. I'm not interested, really, in talking in some wonky conversation about politics, though. It's not my speed. I'm not interested in the ins and outs of health care.