I mean, I'd like to see (Mitt Romney's) house burn, one of his millions of houses burning down. It would be kind of cool - the Mormon fire patrol.
Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.
I don't want to do just a liberal show.
When people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone.
I think itโs interesting to me to talk to people who donโt agree with me all the time.
I think that comedy is a good defense for a child. Because you know childhood is a nightmare as it is. And so why not use comedy and being funny as a defense to get through your life as opposed to drugs, alcohol and good looks? Because those things are dangerous when your young.