Have four things going. I have stand-up comedy, two television shows and I'm working on a play. I like to work, and I fear that something could fall through. You know what they say: 'The show must go off.

He's a terrorist. Rush Limbaugh is a terrorist.

I mean, I'd like to see (Mitt Romney's) house burn, one of his millions of houses burning down. It would be kind of cool - the Mormon fire patrol.

The Republicans do not have feeling for people who are in bad shape.

Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?

I think that comedy is a good defense for a child. Because you know childhood is a nightmare as it is. And so why not use comedy and being funny as a defense to get through your life as opposed to drugs, alcohol and good looks? Because those things are dangerous when your young.

I feel bad for young people. The 20s are a nightmare also. The 20s are hard to do.