... no matter how great the differences are between men and women, the differences among members of the same sex are usually equally great if not greater.
Joyce BrothersMen have two basic needs. Neither of them, no matter what they say, is sex. They need love and they need work. And work takes priority over love. If a woman could know only one fact about men and work, it should be that work is the most seductive mistress most men ever have.
Joyce BrothersMarriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Joyce BrothersListening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery. . . . If you want to influence someone, listen to what he says. . . . When he finishes talking, ask him about any points that you do not understand.
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