Only a person who considers himself too good for you is good enough.

It is a widespread and firm belief among guests that their departure is always a matter of distress to their hosts, and that in order to indicate that they have been pleasantly entertained, they must demonstrate an extreme unwillingness to allow the entertainment to conclude. This is not necessarily true.

A lot of men got upset at the feminist movement because they had all the toys and we wanted some.

If written directions alone would suffice, libraries wouldn't need to have the rest of the universities attached.

I have always believed that the key to a happy marriage was the ability to say with a straight face, 'Why, I don't know what you're worrying about. I thought you were very funny last night and I'm sure everybody else did, too.

A wedding invitation is sent by people who have been saying, "Do we have to ask them?" to people whose first response is, "How much do you think we have to spend on them?

You don't want to look too chic at a Washington party or people will think you don't have a job worth losing.