It is, indeed, a trial to maintain the virtue of humility when one can't help being right.

I have always believed that the key to a happy marriage was the ability to say with a straight face, 'Why, I don't know what you're worrying about. I thought you were very funny last night and I'm sure everybody else did, too.

Chaperons don't enforce morality; they force immorality to be discreet.

We are all born rude. No infant has ever appeared yet with the grace to understand how inconsiderate it is to disturb others in the middle of the night.

Adorable children are considered to be the general property of the human race. Rude children belong to their mothers.

For email, the old postcard rule applies. Nobody else is supposed to read your postcards, but you'd be a fool if you wrote anything private on one.

We are born charming fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.