Behind every cloud is another cloud.

Give the people what they want and then go have a hamburger.

[On daughter Liza Minnelli] I think she decided to go into show business when she was an embryo, she kicked so much.

I've seen the ticket, and I still can't believe it. When I see the money, I hope I don't hit the floor.

I've never looked through a keyhole without finding someone was looking back.

We cast away priceless time in dreams, born of imagination, fed upon illusion, and put to death by reality.

If I'm such a legend, then why am I so lonely? Let me tell you, legends are all very well if you've got somebody around who loves you.