People en masse have always been wonderful to me. I truly have a great love for an audience...I want to give them two hours of just pow.

Velveeta: you can eat it - or wax your car with it!

When you have lived the life I've lived, when you've loved and suffered, and been madly happy and desperately sad -- well, that's when you realize you'll never be able to set it all down. Maybe you'd rather die first.

I think there's something peculiar about me that I haven't died. It doesn't make sense but I refuse to die.

To let a fool kiss you is bad...To let a kiss fool you is worse. 'Twas not my lips you kissed but my soul.

We cast away priceless time in dreams, born of imagination, fed upon illusion, and put to death by reality.

I try to bring the audience's own drama - tears and laughter they know about - to them.