Audiences have kept me alive.

To let a fool kiss you is bad...To let a kiss fool you is worse. 'Twas not my lips you kissed but my soul.

If I'm such a legend, then why am I so lonely? If I'm such a legend, then why do I sit at home for hours staring at the damned telephone, hoping it's out of order, even calling the operator asking her if she's sure it's not out of order?

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Behind every cloud is another cloud.

[On daughter Liza Minnelli] I think she decided to go into show business when she was an embryo, she kicked so much.

Hollywood is a strange place if you're in trouble. Everybody thinks it's contagious.