I have a nice little house in LA. Well, the bedroom is nice. I have French doors in the bedroom. They don't open unless I lick them.

What if obese people couldn't get married?

We never talked to each other in my family. We communicated by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator.

Joan Rivers broke down barriers, advocated for free speech, and never apologized for who she was.

I have a nice little house in LA. Well, the bedroom is nice. I have French doors in the bedroom. They don't open unless I lick them.

Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh.

If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car