I have a nice little house in LA. Well, the bedroom is nice. I have French doors in the bedroom. They don't open unless I lick them.

My doctor said I had OCD. I couldn't believe it. I had to call him nine times to make sure.

We never talked to each other in my family. We communicated by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator.

I have a nice little house in LA. Well, the bedroom is nice. I have French doors in the bedroom. They don't open unless I lick them.

What if obese people couldn't get married?

If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.