What if obese people couldn't get married?
I have a nice little house in LA. Well, the bedroom is nice. I have French doors in the bedroom. They don't open unless I lick them.
Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.
If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car
Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh.
The first time I did stand-up was on a dare.