We never talked to each other in my family. We communicated by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator.

If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car

I have a nice little house in LA. Well, the bedroom is nice. I have French doors in the bedroom. They don't open unless I lick them.

Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh.

We never talked to each other in my family. We communicated by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator.

Joan Rivers broke down barriers, advocated for free speech, and never apologized for who she was.

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.