My doctor said I had OCD. I couldn't believe it. I had to call him nine times to make sure.

Joan Rivers broke down barriers, advocated for free speech, and never apologized for who she was.

My doctor said I had OCD. I couldn't believe it. I had to call him nine times to make sure.

If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car

Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh.

We never talked to each other in my family. We communicated by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator.

The first time I did stand-up was on a dare.