Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.
I have a nice little house in LA. Well, the bedroom is nice. I have French doors in the bedroom. They don't open unless I lick them.
Joan Rivers broke down barriers, advocated for free speech, and never apologized for who she was.
If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car
What if obese people couldn't get married?
We never talked to each other in my family. We communicated by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator.