Friends are just enemies who don't have enough guts to kill you.
I'm half-Italian and half-Polish. So I'm always putting a hit out on myself.
I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor didn't exist.
Love Goddess in training. It could happen.
I am a morning person...I love waking up, walking & reveling In the beauty of all the flowers and trees....while chugging a 5th of vodka!!! It could happen.
I was nominated for two Grammy's, but ... more importantly, I like it when I get a letter from someone ... a person that I've affected their lives or I've helped them. That's important to me. Someone will say "I was feeling bad and you helped me".