I always give my bird a generous butter massage before I put it in the oven. Why? Because I think the chicken likes it -- and, more important, I like to give it.

I’m awfully sorry for people who are taken in by all of today’s dietary mumbo jumbo. They are not getting any enjoyment out of their food.

...operational proof...it's all theory until you see for yourself whether or not something works.

Remember, you are all alone in the kitchen and no one can see you.

If you're afraid of butter, use cream.

Cooking is one failure after another, and that's how you finally learn.

Celebrity has its uses. I can always get a seat in any restaurant.