I'm so not stylish by nature, but I've learned to work with what I have.

Success is getting up one more time than you fall down.

I just can't seem to make myself care about what I look like when I am working out.

I grew up playing field hockey and lacrosse - prep school sport - and I was terrible at them.

How many times can you say, "No yanking on one another's genitals?" Everything is hilarious until someone starts crying.

I tell my kids, "Look, your life is a video game, and I have to get you from level zero to 18 as an independent person with all your skills and limbs intact. Every time you hit your brother or throw food, you're taking us all back."

I've had a little bad, bad media luck the new year. Well, apparently I'm dating Bill Clinton, which makes me nervous. I didn't know, though.