How many times can you say, "No yanking on one another's genitals?" Everything is hilarious until someone starts crying.

We can't have iPads until after 7 p.m. Otherwise the entire day is, "iPad time? What about now?" It makes me crazy. And no TV on weekend mornings.

How many times can you say, "No yanking on one another's genitals?" Everything is hilarious until someone starts crying.

I'm so not stylish by nature, but I've learned to work with what I have.

We've had four or five casts in three years. There was a point when I thought the Department of Children and Family Services was going to show up at my door!

I always come across sounding like I hate my children. I actually love them very much.

Everyone [of my kids] can ride a bike now, so the park has had a big resurgence in our life. We also play a lot of dumb drawing games.