I'm built like a 14-year-old boy. I have no waist, so anything I wear has to have a lot of trickeration going on. I don't fit into girl dresses. I can't just slip it on.

I was class mom at the preschool one year and I was pretty much asked not to do that again!

How many times can you say, "No yanking on one another's genitals?" Everything is hilarious until someone starts crying.

[Preparing for award shows] gets insane. The dress, the hair, the makeup...I end up always picking the dress at the last second.

I discovered on school days, when they've got to get up at 6:30, they won't get out of bed. But on the weekends, they were up at 6 a.m. I was like, "Why do you guys wake up so early on the weekends?" It's like, "Because I wake up and I think, Is it a TV day? And if it is..." So we had to change that rule. I'm like, "Thank you for telling me what I need to do."

My husband is very funny and his humor has gotten us through a lot. He's good at defusing me.

I don't always run in the mornings, but I am definitely better if I run in the mornings.