I'm most certainly not the Beatles.
I read books more than I go out.
How many times can you say, "No yanking on one another's genitals?" Everything is hilarious until someone starts crying.
I grew up playing field hockey and lacrosse - prep school sport - and I was terrible at them.
I feel the most pulled together when I'm going for the tomboyish thing.
At restaurants, I carry paper and markers and tell everyone to draw a picture with a unicorn, an octopus and an explosion. That keeps kids still for a minute.