I don't always run in the mornings, but I am definitely better if I run in the mornings.

I don't always run in the mornings, but I am definitely better if I run in the mornings.

Kids think the world is about them, so if you forgot to put the right flavor yogurt in their lunch, and they have too much homework when they come home, they're like, "You know I hate peach!" There's a part of me that's like, "I'm so sorry. I could have shown my love more."

How many times can you say, "No yanking on one another's genitals?" Everything is hilarious until someone starts crying.

I think it's pretty common for people to get excited when they meet somebody that they know from the media.

I'm built like a 14-year-old boy. I have no waist, so anything I wear has to have a lot of trickeration going on. I don't fit into girl dresses. I can't just slip it on.

I live alone with my one dog and they say it like it's a sad, it's a terrible thing. This woman lives alone with her two cats.