I read some article where Reese Witherspoon said, "If you're not yelling at your kids, you're not spending enough time with them." It made me feel so much better.

Everyone [of my kids] can ride a bike now, so the park has had a big resurgence in our life. We also play a lot of dumb drawing games.

I'm most certainly not the Beatles.

I count myself lucky to be fairly anonymous but occasionally have people tell me nice things.

We've had four or five casts in three years. There was a point when I thought the Department of Children and Family Services was going to show up at my door!

At restaurants, I carry paper and markers and tell everyone to draw a picture with a unicorn, an octopus and an explosion. That keeps kids still for a minute.

How many times can you say, "No yanking on one another's genitals?" Everything is hilarious until someone starts crying.