A wedding is a funeral which masquerades as a feast. And the greater the pageantry, the deeper the savagery.
Julie BurchillLots of women love to accuse men of being immature when the fellow in question displays a reluctance to "commit"...
Julie BurchillWhen a man wants to relax, he will slob out and really relax. Or he will pursue a hobby - anything from building models to watching sport.
Julie Burchill