As with most liberal sexual ideas, what makes the world a better place for men invariably makes it a duller and more dangerous place for women.

I jest, of course; premature ejaculation isn't a laughing matter for anyone, except for your friends when you tell them about it on the phone the next morning. My first marriage ended because the main event was invariably over before my husband got his socks off.

When a man wants to relax, he will slob out and really relax. Or he will pursue a hobby - anything from building models to watching sport.

Gluttony and idleness are two of life's great joys, but they are not honourable.

Being a child is horrible. It is slightly better than being a tree or a piece of heavy machinery but not half as good as being a domestic cat.

The Feminist Me says that a woman's right to her own body should be inviolate at all times, free from fear of peeping paps.

Punk was over in two years. That was the only damn good thing about it.