As with most liberal sexual ideas, what makes the world a better place for men invariably makes it a duller and more dangerous place for women.

The Feminist Me says that a woman's right to her own body should be inviolate at all times, free from fear of peeping paps.

Here in Barcelona, it's the architects who built the buildings that made the city iconic who are the objects of admiration - not a bunch of half-witted monarchs.

Covering up, so far as I can see, is often the accompaniment to far more truly shameful behaviour than stripping off.

Amsterdam has more than 150 canals and 1,250 bridges, but it never seems crowded, nor bent and bitter from fleecing the tourist.

I've never been nostalgic, personally or politically - if the past was so great, how come it's history?

Surely being a Professional Beauty - let alone an ageing one - is one of the most insecure and doomed careers imaginable.