Being a child is horrible. It is slightly better than being a tree or a piece of heavy machinery but not half as good as being a domestic cat.
Julie BurchillI won't be going to any New Year's Eve parties because I think they're naff. No one over the age of 15 should bother going to parties.
Julie BurchillThe latest twist on the pampering concept is spa parties, where a group of friends take over an entire spa.
Julie BurchillTranssexualism is, basically, just another, more drastic twist on the male menopause.
Julie BurchillFeminism seeks to turn the biggest, bloodiest carnivore in the world - passion - into a right-on cud-chewing vegan. It can never work. Sex was never meant to be that way. Sex, on the whole, was meant to be short, nasty and brutish. If what you want is cuddling, you should buy a puppy.
Julie Burchill