What sort of sap doesn't know by now that picture-perfect beauty is all done with smoke and mirrors anyway?

Punk was over in two years. That was the only damn good thing about it.

Intersectionality may well sound like some unfortunate bowel complaint resulting in copious use of a colostomy bag, and indeed it does contain a large amount of ordure.

As I get older I think, contrary to modern assumption but in line with the old Lerner and Lowe song, that it would actually benefit both them and society if - to quote Professor Higgins - a woman could be more like a man.

Gluttony and idleness are two of life's great joys, but they are not honourable.

Being a monarchist, and fawning over those 'above' you, you must naturally despise those 'below' or on the same socioeconomic level as yourself, because that is how hierarchy worship works.

One Christmas build-up tradition, however, has totally bypassed me - that of going up to town and doing a show.