What sort of sap doesn't know by now that picture-perfect beauty is all done with smoke and mirrors anyway?

I have always voted Labour and I always will. I have got to have one stupid, bovine part of me and that's the part that votes Labour.

It's very hard to imagine the phrase "consumer society" used so cheerfully, and interpreted so enthusiastically, in England.

Grooming oneself with all the crazed compulsion of an under-exercised lab rat in order to hook a rich man and obtain a lush lifestyle makes a certain (albeit seedy) sense.

People - and I include myself - get fat because they choose pleasure over self-denial.

Here in Barcelona, it's the architects who built the buildings that made the city iconic who are the objects of admiration - not a bunch of half-witted monarchs.

Punk was over in two years. That was the only damn good thing about it.