What sort of sap doesn't know by now that picture-perfect beauty is all done with smoke and mirrors anyway?

Having 'best friends' is - at least for me - as outdated and small-minded a concept as the idea of 'Sunday best clothes.'

Gluttony and idleness are two of life's great joys, but they are not honourable.

I have experienced jealousy, possessiveness, verbal abuse and violence from men, but I have also experienced jealousy, possessiveness, verbal abuse and violence from women, usually when I failed to respond to their advances.

Surely being a Professional Beauty - let alone an ageing one - is one of the most insecure and doomed careers imaginable.

Lots of women love to accuse men of being immature when the fellow in question displays a reluctance to "commit"...

Here in Barcelona, it's the architects who built the buildings that made the city iconic who are the objects of admiration - not a bunch of half-witted monarchs.