What sort of sap doesn't know by now that picture-perfect beauty is all done with smoke and mirrors anyway?

I've never been nostalgic, personally or politically - if the past was so great, how come it's history?

Being a monarchist, and fawning over those 'above' you, you must naturally despise those 'below' or on the same socioeconomic level as yourself, because that is how hierarchy worship works.

Families, generally, suck. And I say that as someone who, like my husband, had parents who proved the proverbial exception to the rule.

What I find most upsetting about this new all-consuming beauty culture is that the obsession with good looks, and how you can supposedly attain them, is almost entirely female-driven.

I have always voted Labour and I always will. I have got to have one stupid, bovine part of me and that's the part that votes Labour.

A good part - and definitely the most fun part - of being a feminist is about frightening men.