When did women whose looks are not their living start conducting themselves like the simpering inmates of an Ottoman empire seraglio?
Julie BurchillSurely being a Professional Beauty - let alone an ageing one - is one of the most insecure and doomed careers imaginable.
Julie BurchillThe allegedly 'classy' magazines often seem to be in an endless, undeclared competition to see who can climb furthest up the fundament of Gwyneth Paltrow or Jennifer Lopez.
Julie Burchill