Only those who haven't got the wit to speak for themselves would ever want their clothes to do it for them.

The freedom that women were supposed to have found in the Sixties largely boiled down to easy contraception and abortion; things to make life easier for men, in fact.

Being a monarchist - saying that one small group is born more worthy of respect than another - is just as warped and strange as being a racist.

What sort of sap doesn't know by now that picture-perfect beauty is all done with smoke and mirrors anyway?

It seems that one moment I was this little kid only caring about animals and flowers and stuff, and then the next minute I was this raging stew of hormones. I don't know if you've ever been a raging stew of anything, but I wouldn't particularly recommend it.

I jest, of course; premature ejaculation isn't a laughing matter for anyone, except for your friends when you tell them about it on the phone the next morning. My first marriage ended because the main event was invariably over before my husband got his socks off.

People - and I include myself - get fat because they choose pleasure over self-denial.