My, aren't we bossy today. Give a girl an army and it goes straight to her head.

It's not the physical scars that are the most painful.

Overall, Id say I was an awesome bookseller, but probably not the best book shelver. I loved recommending books and helping people find books.

I've always wanted the IQ of a rock. No, wait. That would be an insult to the rock.

I wished that, for once, faery tales – real faery tales, not Disney fairy tales – would have a happy ending.

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover.

This is our punishment, our Tribulation. God has abandoned this world. The faithful have already gone on to their reward, and he has left the rest of us here, at the mercy of the demons and the devils. The sins of our fathers have passed to their children, and their children's children, and it will continue to be so until this world is completely destroyed. So it doesn't matter if you believe in God or not, because He is not here.