I just want some space to myself every now and then. Every time I’m with you I have this sense that you want something from me.

You ask everybody you know: How long does it usually take to get over it? There are many formulas. One year for every year you dated. Two years for every year you dated. It's just a matter of will power: The day you decide it's over, it's over. You never get over it.

We're accepted as long as we conform to what we are expected to be, and I'm sure that's not any different for anyone else.

You think people hate a fat person? Try a fat person who's trying to get thin.

You're the only person I've ever met who can stand a bookstore as long as I can.

I am a chatty person, but colossally discreet.

Once someone gets a little escape velocity going, ain't no play in the world that will keep them from leaving.