We have a couple of rules in our relationship. The first rule is that I make her feel like she's getting everything. The second rule is that I actually do let her have her way in everything. And, so far, it's working.

I pick my nose and I'm not ashamed to admit it. If there's a bogey then just pick it, man.

You cannot make a difference unless you're different.

I sang in church growing up. Memphis is the blues capital of the world, we like to say.

Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it.

I'm not a comedian so I'll probably get crucified for saying this, but I think with a lot of comedy the impetus behind it is: I've been rejected so many times and I'm bitter and now I'm going to talk about it.

If you put out 150 percent, then you can always expect 100 percent back. That's what I was always told as a kid, and It's worked for me so far!