Our forces shall spread like a great plague across the earth, every blue zone on the planet will feel our wrath!

Oh, I'm ready. Are you ready? It doesn't matter if you're ready!!!

I don't do what you people want. I Do What I Want!

I found you people in mud huts.. you were living in CAVES!

I run a couple of newspapers. What do you do?

Yeah, I can dig that... SUCKAAAAAAAAAA!

I don't think that's the only thing he did in those pants.