People know I'm smart. And people know that, whether it's SNL or Jimmy Kimmel, it's a trend to take the piss out of celebrity -- just as much of a trend as wearing a gray hoodie or driving a Prius.

Ralph Lauren was borin' before I wore him.

Brands are selling our self-esteem back to us, through association. We need to own our brands.

I had a dream I can buy my way to heaven.

They classify my motivational speeches as rants...

I will be the leader of a company that ends up being worth billions of dollars, because I got the answers.

My Caps Lock Key Is Loud!