Great God of the Ants, thou hast granted victory to thy servants. I appoint thee honorary Colonel.

All the year round there is spring, all through life is youth; there is always something which may flower.

Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it.

There are several ways to lay out a little garden; the best way is to get a gardener.

A guy wanted the vet to cut his dog's tail off. The vet asked why. Well, my mother in law is visiting next month and I want to eliminate any possible indication that she is welcome.

Only years of practice will teach you the mysteries and bold certainty of a real gardener, who treads at random, yet tramples on nothing.

You still stand watch, O human star, burning without a flicker, perfect flame, bright and resourceful spirit. Each of your rays a great idea - O torch which passes from hand to hand, from age to age, world without end.