The English gentleman is a combination of silence, courtesy, dignity, sport, newspapers and honesty.
Karel CapekA guy wanted the vet to cut his dog's tail off. The vet asked why. Well, my mother in law is visiting next month and I want to eliminate any possible indication that she is welcome.
Karel CapekIf dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
Karel CapekIt was a great thing to be a human being. It was something tremendous. Suddenly I'm conscious of a million sensations buzzing in me like bees in a hive. Gentlemen, it was a great thing.
Karel Capek