Many women would like to dream with men without sleeping with them. Someone should point out to them that this is utterly impossible.
Family life is an encroachment on private life.
Technology is a servant who makes so much noise cleaning up in the next room that his master cannot make music.
Art is something that is so perfectly clear that no one comprehends it.
Diplomacy is a game of chess in which the nations are checkmated.
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.