Humanity is the washerwoman of society that wrings out its dirty laundry in tears.

Journalist: a person without any ideas but with an ability to express them; a writer whose skill is improved by a deadline: the more time he has, the worse he writes.

To me it's still a greater miracle when a fly flies than when a human being undertakes to do so.

The pimp is the executive organ of immorality. The executive organ of morality is the blackmailer.

How do wars start? Diplomats tell lies to journalists, then believe what they read.

One cannot dictate an aphorism to a typist. It would take too long.

I am not for women but against men.