Love thy neighbor as thyself. Because each of us is his own neighbor.

Feminine passion is to masculine as an epic is to an epigram.

One's need for loneliness is not satisfied if one sits at a table alone. There must be empty chairs as well.

In Berlin, things are serious but not hopeless. In Vienna, they are hopeless but not serious.

Since the law prohibits the keeping of wild animals and I get no enjoyment from pets, I prefer to remain unmarried.

To me it's still a greater miracle when a fly flies than when a human being undertakes to do so.

The real truths are those that can be invented.