A good writer does not receive anywhere near the number of poison-pen letters that is commonly assumed. Among a hundred jackassesthere are not ten who will admit to being jackasses, and at most one who will put it in writing.

If the reporter has killed our imagination with his truth, he threatens our life with his lies.

Journalists write because they have nothing to say, and have something to say because they write.

A plagiarist should be made to copy the author a hundred times.

A child learns to discard his ideals, whereas a grown-up never wears out his short pants.

The immorality of men triumphs over the amorality of women.

Barbershop conversations are irrefutable proof that heads exist for the sake of hair.