A plagiarist should be made to copy the author a hundred times.
Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work.
The psychoanalysts pick our dreams as if they were our pockets.
If someone calls me vain and mean, I know that he trusts me and has something to confess to me.
There are women who are not beautiful but only look that way.
The difference between psychiatrists and other mentally disturbed people is something like the relationship between concave and convex madness.