I trim my opponents to fit my arrows.

Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.

In the theater one must sit in such a way that one sees the audience as a dark mass. Then it cannot bother one more than it does an actor. Nothing is more disturbing than being able to distinguish individuals in the crowd.

The mission of the press is to spread culture while destroying the attention span.

Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match.

Heinrich Heine so loosened the corsets of the German language that today every little salesman can fondle her breasts.

My language is the common prostitute that I turn into a virgin.