I trim my opponents to fit my arrows.

In case of doubt, decide in favor of what is correct.

Most people are sick. But only a few know that this is something they can be proud of. These are the psychoanalysts.

I knew a man who carried his education in his vest pocket because there was more room there than in his head.

Keep your passions in check, but beware of giving your reason free rein.

The discovery of the North Pole is one of those realities which could not be avoided. It is the wages which human perseverance pays itself when it thinks that something is taking too long. The world needed a discoverer of the North Pole, and in all areas of social activity, merit was less important here than opportunity.

A pun, though despicable in itself, can be the noblest vehicle of an artistic intention by serving as the abbreviation of a wittyview. It can be a social criticism in the form of an epigram.