If you wish to form a clear judgment on your friends, consult your dreams.

Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom.

Penalties serve to deter those who are not inclined to commit any crimes.

Ask your neighbor only about things you know better yourself. Then his advice could prove valuable.

Psychoanalysis: a rabbit that was swallowed by a boa constrictor just wanted to see what it was like in there.

Technology is a servant who makes so much noise cleaning up in the next room that his master cannot make music.

The real end of the world is the destruction of the spirit; the other kind depends on the insignificant attempt to see whether after such a destruction the world can go on.