Feminine passion is to masculine as an epic is to an epigram.

No ideas and the ability to express them - that's a journalist.

I knew a man who carried his education in his vest pocket because there was more room there than in his head.

Satire that the censor understands is rightly censored.

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new.

A white lie is always pardonable. But he who tells the truth without compulsion merits no leniency.

Penalties serve to deter those who are not inclined to commit any crimes.