There is a shortage of clerks. Everyone is going into journalism.
Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match.
Science is spectral analysis. Art is light synthesis.
Ingratitude is often disproportionate to the benefaction received.
Journalist: a person without any ideas but with an ability to express them; a writer whose skill is improved by a deadline: the more time he has, the worse he writes.
When I want to go to sleep, I must first get a whole menagerie of voices to shut up. You wouldn't believe what a racket they make in my room.