Feminine passion is to masculine as an epic is to an epigram.

The world is a prison in which solitary confinement is preferable.

Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work.

When I don't make any progress, it is because I have bumped into the wall of language. Then I draw back with a bloody head. And would like to go on.

A father's pride, laid on thick, has always made me wish that the fellow had at least experienced some pain during procreation.

Religion, morality, and patriotism are feelings that are manifested only when they are outraged.

I master only the language of others. Mine does with me what it wants.