A pun, though despicable in itself, can be the noblest vehicle of an artistic intention by serving as the abbreviation of a wittyview. It can be a social criticism in the form of an epigram.

What do people have against convicts? Is living together in the pen of freedom, where young people engage in mutual psychology, any more beautiful?

In case of doubt, decide in favor of what is correct.

Feminine passion is to masculine as an epic is to an epigram.

A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on non-alcoholic wine.

Progress, under whose feet the grass mourns and the forest turns into paper from which newspaper plants grow, has subordinated the purpose of life to the means of subsistence and turned us into the nuts and bolts for our tools.

One cannot dictate an aphorism to a typist. It would take too long.