News reports stand up as people, and people wither into editorials. Clichés walk around on two legs while men are having theirs shot off.

A comprehensive education is a well-stocked pharmacy: but we have no assurance that potassium cyanide will not be administered fora head cold.

To me it's still a greater miracle when a fly flies than when a human being undertakes to do so.

Curses on the law! Most of my fellow citizens are the sorry consequences of uncommitted abortions.

They judge lest they be judged.

A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful.

Through my satire I make little people so big that afterwards they are worthy objects of my satire and no one can reproach me any longer.