I and life: The case was settled chivalrously. The opponents parted without having made up.

Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.

In Berlin, things are serious but not hopeless. In Vienna, they are hopeless but not serious.

I am not for women but against men.

My request that my writing be read twice has aroused great indignation. Unjustly so. After all, I do not ask that they be read once.

Psychoanalysis: a rabbit that was swallowed by a boa constrictor just wanted to see what it was like in there.

Squeeze human nature into the straitjacket of criminal justice and crime will appear.