The psychoanalysts pick our dreams as if they were our pockets.

A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on non-alcoholic wine.

That an author takes a bow is not humility but presumption. What does the paleface want on the stage afterwards? But before the performance he had even less business there--and paying him royalties is equivalent to cheating the actors.

Who is going to cast out an error to which he has given birth and replace it with an adopted truth?

Blushing, palpitations, a bad conscience--this is what you get if you haven't sinned.

Nothing is more horrible than my self in the mirror of hysteria. Nothing is more vulgar than my style in the hands of another. Toimitate me is to punish me.

It is not true that one cannot live without a woman. It is simply that one cannot have lived without one.