Psychoanalysis is the mental illness it purports to cure

Sound opinions are valueless. What matters is who holds them.

There is a shortage of clerks. Everyone is going into journalism.

There are two kinds of writers, those who are and those who aren't. With the first, content and form belong together like soul and body; with the second, they match each other like body and clothes.

Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work.

It is the mission of the press to disseminate intellect and at the same time destroy receptivity to it.

The mission of the press is to spread culture while destroying the attention span.