Since the law prohibits the keeping of wild animals and I get no enjoyment from pets, I prefer to remain unmarried.

The little stations are very proud because the expresses have to pass them by.

Nationalism is the love which ties me to the blockheads of my country, to the insultors of my way of life, and to the desecrators of my language.

The new psychiatrists say that everything and anything can be traced back to sexual causes. Their method, for example, could be explained as the eroticism of father confessors.

A white lie is always pardonable. But he who tells the truth without compulsion merits no leniency.

To have no ideas and being able to express them is the essence of journalism.

War: first, one hopes to win; then one expects the enemy to lose; then, one is satisfied that he too is suffering; in the end, one is surprised that everyone has lost.