What torture, this life in society! Often someone is obliging enough to offer me a light, and in order to oblige him I have to fish a cigarette out of my pocket.

Hate must make a man productive. Otherwise one might as well love.

A healthy man is content with a woman. An erotic man is content with a stocking to get to a woman. A sick man is content with thestocking.

Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots.

Family life is an encroachment on private life.

So-called psychoanalysis is the occupation of lustful rationalists who trace everything in the world to sexual causes--with the exception of their occupation.

There are women who are not beautiful but only look that way.