The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he.
Satire that the censor understands is rightly censored.
A journalist is stimulated by a deadline. He writes worse when he has time
Psychoanalysis is the mental illness it purports to cure
The development of technology will leave only one problem: the infirmity of human nature.
Morality is a venereal disease. Its primary stage is called virtue; its secondary stage, boredom; its tertiary stage, syphilis.