The real truths are those that can be invented.
Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots.
I knew a man who carried his education in his vest pocket because there was more room there than in his head.
Psychoanalysis is the mental illness it purports to cure
A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer.
How do wars start? Diplomats tell lies to journalists, then believe what they read.