My respect for the inconsiderable is assuming gigantic dimensions.
You don't even live once.
Barbershop conversations are irrefutable proof that heads exist for the sake of hair.
Many women would like to dream with men without sleeping with them. Someone should point out to them that this is utterly impossible.
Morality is a venereal disease. Its primary stage is called virtue; its secondary stage, boredom; its tertiary stage, syphilis.
How do wars start? Diplomats tell lies to journalists, then believe what they read.