What are all the orgies of Bacchus when compared to the intoxication of someone who completely surrenders to continence!

Mankind became hysterical in the Middle Ages because it poorly repressed the sexual impressions of its Greek boyhood.

Morality is a burglar's tool whose merit lies in never being left behind at the scene of the crime.

You don't even live once.

The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people worse than they are.

I would have stage-fright if I had to speak with every one of the people before whom I speak.

To me all men are equal: there are jackasses everywhere, and I have the same contempt for them all.