What are all the orgies of Bacchus when compared to the intoxication of someone who completely surrenders to continence!

It is a mystery to me how a theologian can be praised for having brought himself to disbelieve dogmas. I've always thought that those who have brought themselves to believe in dogmas merit the true recognition owing a heroic deed.

Not greeting people isn't enough. One also doesn't greet people one doesn't know.

News reports stand up as people, and people wither into editorials. Clichés walk around on two legs while men are having theirs shot off.

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.

There are writers who can express in as little as twenty pages what I occasionally need as many as two for.

To me it's still a greater miracle when a fly flies than when a human being undertakes to do so.