Psychoanalysis: a rabbit that was swallowed by a boa constrictor just wanted to see what it was like in there.
Karl KrausThe discovery of the North Pole is one of those realities which could not be avoided. It is the wages which human perseverance pays itself when it thinks that something is taking too long. The world needed a discoverer of the North Pole, and in all areas of social activity, merit was less important here than opportunity.
Karl KrausSince the law prohibits the keeping of wild animals and I get no enjoyment from pets, I prefer to remain unmarried.
Karl KrausThe difference between psychiatrists and other mentally disturbed people is something like the relationship between concave and convex madness.
Karl Kraus